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To: lorrie coey who wrote (63746)12/14/1999 6:01:00 PM
From: DMaA  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
Reminds me of the guy who could "ugly" squirrels out of the trees. Took his friend out in the woods, saw one up a tree and made a terrible ugly face. The squirrel took one look, went rigid and feel out of the tree. They went over picked it up and put it in a bag.

The friend says "Man that's amazing!! Bet you're the only one in the world who can do that."

Man says. "No my wife can do it too. 'Cept had to stop taking her. She got so ugly when she got done with 'em there twarn't any meat left on 'em".



To: lorrie coey who wrote (63746)12/14/1999 8:07:00 PM
From: Johannes Pilch  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
>This Sweet Gesture from the Guy who skins squirrels and disembowels deer? You've won me over.<

Well then perhaps I should share with you what I do with geese and ducks. That'll really get you going.

Hey. You really should try hunting sometime, coey. It can be a wonderful "back to nature" experience, even if you **ahem** "do not acquire game."

I thought, it being the Christmas season and all, I would offer you a hunting experience, my treat, of course. I knew you would not accept, but I would describe the thing here and try to start leaning on you a bit, you know, to convert you. I thought, "hey, maybe she will eventually accept, and come back to report here what it was like." I thought we'd get your size and junk, get all your gear and plan where to put you (to make sure you get "an opportunity"), give you a radio and a suitable gun...

Then I started thinking...

And I forgot all about that crap straightaway. Can't have you with a gun anywhere in the same hemisphere with me, let alone the same forest.

That Woman in the photo is a member of a Comic group in SanFransisco. I admired Her sense of humor...but I was just kidding, too.

I'm glad. She looks about like your type, though, I mean the kind of woman who er... is not too interested in what a man thinks of her looks. So I believed you. If I recall correctly, I remember thinking that with a little workover, she could probably be quite lovely. She has, how do I say it, natural beauty so robust it radiates even from beneath her Sapphoic outer shell.

(**ahem** Now just where are my hip waders...)