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To: Susie924 who wrote (2037)12/16/1999 2:57:00 PM
From: Barney  Respond to of 2380
 
You'll Never Hear Your Consultant Say Things Like...

.. Yes, you're right; we're billing way too much for this.

.. Bet you I can go a week without saying "synergy" or "value-added."

.. How about paying us based on the results and success of the project?

.. This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read,
let's see guess it was about five years ago. . .

.. Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.

.. I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.

.. Implementation? Quantified? I only care about writing long reports.

.. I can't take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department who
had the idea. . .

.. The problem is, you have too much work for too few people.

.. Everything looks great to me. Keep doing what you're doing!




To: Susie924 who wrote (2037)12/16/1999 2:58:00 PM
From: Barney  Respond to of 2380
 
True, it's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Go for it!




To: Susie924 who wrote (2037)12/16/1999 3:28:00 PM
From: Bald Eagle  Respond to of 2380
 
Thanks, I just got back to work after a 3 hour lunch break. I need a nap!

:-)



To: Susie924 who wrote (2037)12/17/1999 1:48:00 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 2380
 
I did NOT fight my way to the top of the food chain
to be a vegetarian.

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I took me an IQ test and the results were negative.