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To: nihil who wrote (30474)12/19/1999 9:10:00 AM
From: Kenneth E. Phillipps  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 77400
 
Lets agree to disagree and declare a truce. By the way, did you hear the one about the doctor, priest, lawyer and little boy?

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest rode in a small private plane. Engine trouble developed. Despite the pilot's efforts, the plane started down. The pilot grabbed a parachute, told the passengers to jump, and he bailed out.

But there were only three parachutes left. The doctor grabbed one and said, "I,m a doctor, I save lives, so I must live." He jumped.

The lawyer said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.

The little boy handed the parachute back and said, "Not to worry, father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my backpack."

Have a nice holiday season!