To: bluejeans who wrote (7961 ) 12/21/1999 12:02:00 AM From: Blue On Black Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
bluejeans, I just got back from New Orleans where I seem to have been injured. I think that it was caused by a young lady from your neck of the woods...judging from her attire. The wolf was well entertained by the shops in the French Quarter so I decided to wander around and see some of the sights to see if they matched my memories of the Quarter. After a while it began to rain so I ducked into a place that had some good music. Even though it was raining, I noticed that I was dry so I ordered a cure. I was enjoying my drink when the strains of 'The Wall Came Tumbling Down' started up and a very healthy young lady pranced onto a stage. I assume that she was from Texas since she had a vest,chaps,sixguns, and some boots with very long heels. I admit that I noticed that she seemed to have forgotten to put her bluejeans under the chaps....which offered a rather nice view so I ordered another drink. She must have decided that she didn't like being a Texan because in short order, she shed the attire that had marked her as being from that part of the country. Then...I realized that it was one of those joints. I was deeply offended and outraged. But not wanting to jump to conclusions, I sat through 3 more acts...just to be sure. But back to the injury....at a late point in the cowgirls act, she did a rather athletic move and then came to a sudden stop...well, most of her. Unfortunately, my head and eyes seemed to be tracking that part(s) which did not stop. And just as suddenly, the part(s) returned to their starting point. Somewhere around that time, I seem to have developed a case of whiplash. I think that there may have been some neurological damage, too. Since then, my tongue will fall out of my mouth when I remember how offended that I was and I have to use a finger to push it back in my mouth. It's embarrassing . I hope it is nothing serious. lee