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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (7972)	12/22/1999 7:11:00 PM
From: bluejeans	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12754

To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (7972)	12/22/1999 11:12:00 PM
From: bluejeans	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

The Night Sherry Kilt Santa It was a night like any other night; which means she was severely visually impaired after quaffing a quart or 6 of the finest kind of bloody marys to part her lips that day. Being visually impaired may impact some peoples motor skills but not hers. She was in control ...in control not only of all her physical functions but also in control of her mental functions. Yes, she had reached that state of being, that blissful state of being ...invisible. Not all can reach that level of being but she seem to slip into it regularly. Suddenly, Sherry heard a noise outside; suspecting it was a burglar after her most prized possession, she grabbed a pitching wedge and staggered outside. When to her amazement and surprise, 8 reindeers dressed up as dogs ran by. Following them was a big old fellow that she assumed must be Santa. Well, she invited him in and gave him a shot glass of that fine drink and he just slid to the floor. She guessed his system wasn't adapted to some of the ingredients that had been used in mixing up that last batch. Thinking herself a very funny sort, she dressed old Santa in a Kilt that night and sent him on his bloody mary way...waving his underwear over his head he was heard to shout HO,HO,HO Come Vixen