To: Frank A. Coluccio who wrote (18145 ) 12/21/1999 9:43:00 PM From: Jay Lowe Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 29970
Quack, Quack. Ya got me! Why do ducks have flat feet? From stamping out forest fires. Why does Smokey the Bear have flat feet? From stamping out flaming ducks. Merry Christmas and a Quacky New Year to all. (*) I'm off for a bit to drive around the country ... be well ... ya'll are wonderful people ... an inspiration and a joy. Be well. (*) Alternate Seasonal Greeting May Be Applied At Customer Option --------------------------------------------------------- Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. Also, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. ----------------------------------------By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. No other warranty is expressed or implied.