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To: jlallen who wrote (63951)12/22/1999 7:49:00 PM
From: A. Borealis  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
" (Warning-Lawyer Joke follows) " jlallen - - most brilliant words of wisdom from your keyboard yet.
I knew there was hope for you.

Borealis



To: jlallen who wrote (63951)12/22/1999 11:06:00 PM
From: Johannes Pilch  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 67261
 
***OT too***

Two Arkansans meet on the road. One is carrying a backpack:

Arky1: "Hey Billy. Whucha got in dere."

Arky2: "Hey Jimmy. Got me sum chikens in here."

Arky1: "Well maybe ifn' ah guess how many is in dere you'll give me one."

Arky2: "Well heck. I'll do ye bettern'dat. If'n y' guess how many is in here, I'll give ye both of 'em."

Arky1: "Okay... uh... lessee... five?"