To: Voltaire who wrote (55992 ) 12/22/1999 10:11:00 PM From: SOROS Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 152472
Dear Voltaire, Here is a senile old bat lovers take on this. Little Johnny lived next door to Beautiful Sally. All the boys in the neighborhood lusted after Beautiful Sally. Beautiful Sally wanted Little Johnny to take her out and wine and dine her on expensive food and drink. Little Johnny said, "why don't we just play Doctor?" Beautiful Sally said, "If you want me to play doctor, you have to take me out and spend lots of money on me, and then, I will only play doctor with you three times, and then, I'll go out with other boys." Little Johnny really wanted Beautiful Sally in the worst way, so he thought and thought. Did he take Beautiful Sally out and spend his whole allowance on her so she would play doctor? No! Little Johnny went next door to not-as-beautiful Kata and played doctor with her on the front lawn. Instantly, Kata began to look beautiful to the other neighborhood boys, and Beautiful Sally wanted Johnny even more. Of course she was mad at first, but soon she was offering to play doctor with Little Johnny for only a small cup of cool-aid and some popcorn. Later, Little Johnny opened up the "Little Johnny Doctor Kit Company", and no one in the WHOLE neighborhood was allowed to play doctor without one of Little Johnny's kits. I remain, SOROS moral --"he who plays doctor with most popular girl first, may not get permission from miss popular to expand one's medical practice" "Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder." ps If I can scrape together some of my allowance, I will give to Little Johnny to pre-purchase many doctor kits tomorrow