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To: Blue On Black who wrote (7997)	12/23/1999 3:28:00 PM
From: Druss	Respond to of 12754

To All: I thought in the spirit of the season I would do what so many do and snoop. I used the software I downloaded from Tucows that lets me read anyones e-mail. To protect the innocent which actually in this case do not seem to exist I disguised the names. Dear Mr. Leeky I am writing in response to your e-mail requesting the details of why I felt it better to end your suit against the three individuals who played the April Fools joke on you by posting a false message on your on line magazine 'Bend This Wire'. Essentially they were able to get insurance to cover legal costs through an insurance policy one had on his house. This meant that they had unlimited resources. They also were moving toward a SLAPP law suit against you. This is a federal statute and means that you could be found guilty of a frivolous or harassing law suit. Since that is what you were doing to them they had quite a case. This would have resulted in you paying all legal fees and suffering criminal penalties. I am sorry that you are unhappy with this turn of events since you wanted as you put it to "***** Bankrupt those *** punks" I am gratified that you took my legal advice for the first time in our client/attorney relationship. I was attempting to express to you the seriousness of the situation when I informed you that you had better settle or "Those *** punks are going to have your *** looking like a turtle neck sweater." I am pleased you heeded the warning and further glad you liked the expression. I actually got it from my fifteen year old son and can not take credit. In view of some of the difficulties we have had communicating I felt it might make things clear to you. I have to say though that I was less enthused about your statement: "This is the first ***** time you haven't sounded like an Ivy League educated pimp." Sincereley Nat Farnsworth Attorney at Law

To: Blue On Black who wrote (7997)	12/23/1999 8:07:00 PM
From: Druss	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12754

To All: I raided another e-mail, but some of you may know who this is so I will disguise the name again. Dear L** Santa doesn't handle war, world hunger and things of that nature. Santa just handles giving out gifts to little boys and girls depending on whether they have been naughty or nice. Since you wrote, Santa decided to check his Naughty and Nice list on you. We seem to lack entries on the nice list, in fact the only one is when you got Druss to drink that kerosene you told him was moonshine. The only reason you got that one entered is Santa has a bit of a problem with Mr. Druss too. On the Naughty list though there are quite a few things though. To be brief let's just look at the things that have to do with Santa shall we? Volume 2 Age 5, You picked Santas pocket, Santa lost $50 and his Playboy Club Card. Volume 5 Age 6, You put glue in Santas beard. Volume 9 Age 7, You dropped the snake into Santas boot. Volume 16 Age 8, You dropped a scorpion into Santas boot. Volume 23 Age 9, You wanted to show your friends that Santa was wearing a fake beard so you yanked on it really, really hard. It wasn't fake. Volume 35 Age 10, You returned the coal Santa had given you the Christmas before, yelling "Here is your black rock back fat boy!" Santa got ten stitches over his right eye. Do you remember, that is when the rotten taters started being put in your stocking instead of coal? Volume 48 Age 11, You set the rat trap with the very jagged jaws in your Christmas stocking. Volume 79 Age 14, You stole your Dad's deer rifle and put bullets into Dancer, Comet, and Rudolph. Volume 98 Age 16, You brought your nephew Jimmy to see Santa and told him to wee wee in Santas lap. While Santa was changing you and Susan, one of Santas helper elves, did some no nos in the room with the gifts for the good little boys and girls. You should have closed the door. There were some things Santa was not prepared to explain to good little boys and girls who were waiting in line. Volume 132 Age 19, You left brownies and milk out for Santa on Christmas eve. Santa doesn't know what you put in those brownies. What Santa knows is the deliveries for Arkansas, Alabama, and most of Texas were pretty random that year. Volume 310, You left a very friendly young lady to see Santa on Christmas eve. Santa had to get penicillin shots for six months for that one. Volume 462 Age 34, You sent that virus into Santas new computer system. Deliveries for the East Coast were random that year. Then there is this year: Message 12375098 Your Sincerely Santa