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To: Katt-000 who wrote (2069)	12/24/1999 9:51:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

Here's wishing you all a *Very Merry Christmas*.

To: Katt-000 who wrote (2069)	12/24/1999 10:23:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth... Chief Grinding Bear says to his son, "Son, you push-um outhouse off-um cliff?" Little Beaver says, "No, my father, me no push-um outhouse off-um cliff." Grinding Bear says, "Son, me tell-um you story of Great White Father, George Washington. Many moons ago, when Great White Father was young boy, him chop-um down cherry tree. Him father say, 'Georgie, you chop-um down cherry tree?' Little George say-um, 'Cannot tell-um lie, Father. It is true, me chop-um down cherry tree.' Him father say, 'Georgie bad, but Georgie honest, so you no get-um punishment.' Now Little Beaver, I ask-um you again... you push-um outhouse off-um cliff?" His son says, "Yes, my father, it is true, me push-um outhouse off-um cliff." The Chief proceeds to give-um bigtime spanking to his son. Afterwards, Little Beaver says, "Father, Great White Father tell truth and get-um off scott-free. I tell-um truth... why you give me big time spanking?" "Ah, Little Beaver, Georgie's father, he not sit-um in cherry tree."