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To: Patrick Slevin who wrote (6)	12/25/1999 11:13:00 PM
From: c.horn	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 10

mbcmr.unimelb.edu.au Jake: [To Woman] It's good to see you sweetheart. Woman: You contemptible pig. I remained celebate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting in celibacy for you, with 300 friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterer in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party my father used up his last favours with Mad Pete Trollo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle and for the common good, I must now kill you and your brother. [Jake gets up and slowly walks towards her.] Jake: [Falling to his knees before her] Oh please don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love ya baby, I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault. Women: You miserable slug. You think you can talk you're way out of this? You betrayed me. Jake: No I didn't. Honest. I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault!! I swear to God!! Woman: Oh Jake, Jake, honey. [Jake embraces her in a passionate kiss, then drops her in the mud.] Jake: [To Elwood] Let's go. Elwood: [To the Woman] Take it easy. [They run down the passage to the car. She follows in the distance.] Elwood: It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it!