Sung to the 12 days of X-mas:
On the First Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me: a power generator.
On the Second Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me: Two CD writers, and a power generator.
On the Third Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me: Three hand guns, Two CD writers, and a power generator.
On the Fourth Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me: Four case of ammo, Three hand guns, Two CD writers, and a power generator.
On the Fifth Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me: FIVE GOLDEN BARS; Four case of ammo, Three hand guns, Two CD writers, and a power generator.
On the Sixth Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me: Six barrels of gas, FIVE golden bars; Four case of ammo, Three hand guns, Two CD writers, and a power generator.
On the Seventh Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me: Seven sides of beef, Six barrels of gas, FIVE golden bars; Four case of ammo, Three hand guns, Two CD writers, and a power generator
On the Eight Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me: Eight bomb shelters, Seven sides of beef, Six barrels of gas, FIVE golden bars; Four case of ammo, Three hand guns, Two CD writers, and a power generator
On the ninth Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me: Nine tonnes of water, Eight bomb shelters, Seven sides of beef, Six barrels of gas, FIVE golden bars; Four case of ammo, Three hand guns, Two CD writers, and a power generator
On the Tenth Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me TEN body guards, Nine tonnes of water, Eight bomb shelters, Seven sides of beef, Six barrels of gas, FIVE golden bars; Four case of ammo, Three hand guns, Two CD writers, and a power generator
On the eleventh Day of Y2K, My true love bought for me: Eleven safety deposits boxes, TEN body guards: Nine tonnes of water, Eight bomb shelters, Seven sides of beef, Six barrels of gas, FIVE golden bars; Four case of ammo, Three hand guns, Two CD writers, and a power generator
On the Twelfth Day of Y2K, My true love was arrested: So I took my Eleven safety deposits boxes, TEN body guards: Nine tonnes of water, Eight bomb shelters, Seven sides of beef, Six barrels of gas, FIVE golden bars; Four case of ammo, Three hand guns, Two CD writers, and a power generator and posted them on Ebay
On the Thirteenth Day of Y2K My New True Love and I: Landed in FIJI. |