To: Ms. X who wrote (11460 ) 1/1/2000 6:05:00 PM From: HG Respond to of 63513
Extraordinary wishes for the holidays and the new year..... > May your hair, your teeth, your abs and your stocks > not fall; and May your blood pressure, your > triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood > count and your mortgage interest not rise. > > May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, > proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your > plumber and the IRS. > > May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere > in the rush hour in less than an hour, and when you > get there May you find a parking space. > > May Friday evening, December 31, find you seated > around the dinner table, together with your beloved > family and cherished friends, ushering in the New Year > ahead. You will find the food better, the environment > quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much > more fulfilling than anything else you might > ordinarily do that night. > > May you wake up on January 1st, finding that the world > has not come to an end, the lights work, the water > faucets flow, and the sky has not fallen. > > May you go to the bank on Monday morning, January 3rd > and find your account is in order, your money is still > there and any mistakes are in your favor. > > May you ponder on January 4th; How did this > ultramodern civilization of ours manage to get itself > traumatized by a possible slip of a blip on a chip > made out of sand. > > May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what > others see in you delight them. > > May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls > until you finish dinner, and May your check book and > your budget balance, and May they include generous > amounts for charity. > > May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a > day to your spouse, your child, your parent; but not > to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your > hairdresser or your tennis instructor. > > May we live as intended, in a world at peace and the > awareness of the beauty in every sunset, every > flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile and > every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our > heart. > > And, > > May you Forward this on to someone that could use a > smile and a laugh to brighten their day.