To: Bill Harmond who wrote (89417 ) 1/2/2000 2:11:00 PM From: H James Morris Respond to of 164684
William, please pass this on to Glenn.:-) > > They Never Knew > > Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly > > change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in > > Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of > > the mindset of that years incoming freshmen. Here is this year's list: > > > > The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were > > born in 1980. > > They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and probably did > > not know he had ever been shot. > > They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. > > Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression. > > There has been only one Pope. > > They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the > > Cold War. > > They have never feared a nuclear war. > > They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. > > Tianamen Square means nothing to them. > > Their lifetime has always included AIDS. > > Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. > > Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums. > > The expression you sound like a broken record means nothing to them. > > They have never owned a record player. > > They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong. > > They may have never heard of an 8 track. The Compact Disc was > > introduced when they were 1 year old. > > As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents. > > They have always had an answering machine. > > Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen > > a black-and-white TV. > > They have always had cable. > > There has always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA is. > > They cannot fathom not having a remote control. > > They were born the year that Walkmen were introduced by Sony. > > Roller-skating has always meant inline for them. > > Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. > > They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool. > > Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. > > They have never seen Larry Bird play. > > They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. > > The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI, WWII and the > > Civil War. > > They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran. > > They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. > > They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. > > They never heard: Where's the beef?, walked a mile for a Camel, or de > > plane de plane. > > They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is. > > The Titanic was found? They thought we always knew where it was. > > Michael Jackson has always been white. > > Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, not groups. > > McDonalds never came in Styrofoam containers. > > There has always been MTV. > > They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. > > > > Do you feel old yet? pass this on. > >