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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: lorrie coey who wrote (64494)	1/9/2000 9:56:00 PM
From: jlallen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 67261

From the January 5 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Ways the White House is Different Now That Hillary Has Moved Out." Copyright 2000 by Worldwide Pants, Inc. 10. President no longer sleeping alone 9. Faucets in master bedroom now dispense scented massage oil and gravy. 8. Forget dress down Friday -- now all-nude Friday and pantsless Monday through Thursday. 7. Volumes of Hillary fan mail redirected to new house. 6. Hillary no longer writing volumes of fan mail to herself. 5. No Pressure to cuddle. 4. Token male intern transferred out. 3. Oval office covered with "Vote Giuliani" posters. 2. Women's soccer team no longer has to win World Cup to spend night at White House. 1. Menorah taken off living room mantle. And, from the Late Show Web site, some of "the extra jokes that didn't quite make it into the Top Ten." -- Bill has to get used to not sleeping alone. -- Overdue Copy of "Carpetbagger's Guide to New York" returned to library. -- For first time in years, there's sexual activity in the Clintons' bed. -- Chelsea's "Aunt Ginger" has started sleeping over again. To read the latest Top Ten list and see a comedy clip from the previous night's show, go to: marketing.cbs.com For the Top Ten list archive going back to 1993, go to: marketing.cbs.com -- Brent Baker