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To: Lucretius who wrote (150400)1/5/2000 5:08:00 PM
From: Jumper  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 176387
 
The DellHeads seem to be buying the dip after hours - Dell has moved from 47 1/2 to 48.

Mantra...Mantra...Mantra...
TRADER NATION JUNKIES - PREPARE FOR FINANCIAL VIOLENCE

Looks like 12 GTW CLOWNS had a strong buy - wonder how low it will have to go before these CLOWNS end up in Kangaroo Court



To: Lucretius who wrote (150400)1/5/2000 6:11:00 PM
From: D. Swiss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 176387
 
Lt and Jumper, we would appreciate it if you could complete the questionnaire developed by Mark Peterson, CPA, below so we can better understand your intentions and motivation for posting the BS that you post. I see your type of posting on the Yahoo thread where you guys would thrive, but here we like to stick too the facts and thoughtful analysis. I don't think anybody would have a problem with a bearish point of view with some facts behind your statements.

IMHO, we all appear to be having trouble with your "facts are
irrelevant as long as I'm standing on a virtual soapbox" analysis
and presenting your point of view in a non-circular "hurry up and
stick your head in the sand because the sky is falling" manner that
can be readily understood by the others on this thread, however
unbelievable.

Unfortunately, when I perused your profiles, I noticed that you
inadvertently omitted a substantial amount of factual disclosures
regarding your "I don't want anybody to know who I am or what
they are paying me to post this drivel" attitude or may have
altogether misrepresented them, a practice that is remarkably
consistent with the way you post on this thread.

In order for the thread members to better understand your
background, may I respectfully ask you to supply the following
information?

Real Name:______________________

________"Dearth of Information" Gem
________ Earthgerm
________"The Sky is Falling" Gem
________"Chickenlittle" Gem
________"My opinions are not contagious" Earthgem

Age: ___________________________
(Note: Not your real age, just similar to your investment
mentality)

Shoe size (left): __________________

Shoe size (right): __________________

Occupation:

________Thread Moron
________Analyst
________Parking Lot Attendant
________Investment Advisor
________Attorney Looking for Clients
________"Ultra" specialist
________ Touter of stocks
________Thread Lurker
________Head of Your School's Investment Club
________Provocateur
________Submissive and Willing Partner Looking for Others
________Unemployed

Spouses Name: _____________________

Relationship with spouse:

________Sister
________Brother
________Aunt
________Uncle
________Cousin
________Mother
________Father
________Son
________Daughter
________Pet

Number of children living in household: ____________

Number that are yours: ____________

Mother's Name: ________________________________

Father's Name: _________________________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4
(Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (____) own or (____) rent your mobile home?

Total number of vehicles you own : __________

Total number of vehicles that still crank : __________

Number of vehicles in front yard : __________

Number of vehicles in back yard : __________

Number of vehicles on cement blocks : __________

Recent procedures by your physician:

___________ Rectal exam (enema also counts)
___________ Frontal lobotomy
___________ Prescription for viagra
___________ Removal of cerebral hairballs
___________ Visited with an infertility specialist
___________ The Lorraine Bobbitt "short cut"
___________ Grade school physical (turn your head, now,
cough?)
___________ Still waiting to have my head examined?

Your personality profile:

___________ Passive-aggressive
___________ Clueless (participation on this thread just
exacerbates the condition)
___________ Just angry all the time
___________ Scorched earth apostle
___________ Bitter and twice divorced
___________ Juvenile but hoping to grow up
___________ Annoying
___________ Investor with learning disabilities
___________ Too stupid to know

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

In my truck : __________
In my bedroom : __________
In the bathroom : __________
In the kitchen : __________
In the shed : __________

Model and year of your pickup: __________________ 194___.

Do you have a gun rack? ______ Yes ______ No (please explain)

Preferred method of picking stocks:

___________ Hot tip from my broker
___________ Ouiji board
___________ Recommendation from Money Magazine
___________ Tea leaves
___________ My secret decoder ring
___________ Ask the 15 year old kid from New Jersey
___________ SI Caf‚ recommendations
___________ Psychics on-line

Why are you on this thread?

___________ Looking for friends
___________ Freeloading and don't want to admit it
___________ Venting my hostile tendencies
___________ Handicapped and need a place to park
___________ Fantasizing about stocks is better than sex
___________ Dispensing worthless investment advice
___________ It's better than watching paint dry
___________ Engaging in self-destructive behavior
___________ Hyping my holdings in Bavarian Ovarian Meat
Business (BOMB)
___________ Trolling for subscribers to my stock investment
newsletter
___________ Need to add more fuel to the long list of things I've
been wrong about
___________ Can't think of anything else to do
___________ Looking for plaintiffs for a class action lawsuit
___________ Need a dose of intellectual honesty
___________ Paid to tout this stock
___________ Just killing time while waiting for the mother ship
___________ Don't have a woman upstairs waiting for me
___________ Bashing stocks I can't afford to buy
___________ Short of running the mafia, this thread is as good as
it gets
___________ Practicing my writing skills
___________ The guards let me
___________ Trying to use up my 20 free hours a month
___________ Need a place to take my crap and then leave
___________ General sophistry purposes

Who is your favorite CNBC investment commentator?

___________ Silvia "Broom Hilda" Wadhwa (Frankfurt)
___________ Ron "Brillcream" Insana
___________ Joe "Pompador" Kernan
___________ Jim "Frog Eyes" Cramer
___________ David "I'm Sooo Smart and I Know It" Faber
___________ Mark "They Don't Pay Me Enough to Do This"
Haines

What is your investment style?

___________ Mo-Mo
___________ Disco trading
___________ Buy high, sell low
___________ Sheep in the herd
___________ Averaging down
___________ Getting back to even
___________ Jetstreaming
___________ March to the beat of a different drummer
___________ Short and proud of it

What internet developments are most exciting to you:

___________ Sears selling appliances over the net
___________ Prodigy Classic
___________ email, but only if you 'get' it
___________ On-line chat rooms
___________ Merrill Lynch on-line trading
___________ Yahoo personal ads

When was the last time you had an original idea?

___________ What do you mean by that
___________ Never had one before
___________ It's been so long I can't remember

What is the latest technology upgrade you have made?

___________ Replaced a light bulb
___________ Installed "The Club" on my steering wheel
___________ Upgraded the beads on my abacus
___________ Went shopping for work boots
___________ Bought a tape rewinder for my VCR
___________ Hooked up a window fan
___________ Recently ordered the George Foreman "Grilling
Machine"

What does the chair in front of your computer look like?

___________ Puffy styrofoam bean bag
___________ The white porcelain one in the bathroom
___________ Three legged stool
___________ Plastic deck lounger
___________ Judge's bench
___________ Don't have a computer
___________ Recline-O-Matic
___________ Still saving for one

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

________ The National Enquirer
________ The Globe
________ Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
________ TV Guide
________ Soap Operage Digest
________ Guns & Ammo

Electronic devices you own:

___________ Remote control
___________ Weed wacker
___________ Water heater
___________ Wrist watch with lighted dial
___________ Transistor radio
___________ Makita sawsall
___________ Dial telephone
___________ Vibrator
___________ Electronic grill ignition system
___________ Atari computer
___________ Garage door opener

Modem speed:

___________ 2.4 K per second
___________ Don't have a phone
___________ Woooaahh. What's a modem?
___________ Use walkie-talkies instead

What do you do for entertainment:

___________ Just hang out
___________ Stock molester
___________ Fish and cut bait
___________ Look at the pictures in girlie magazines
___________ Go bowling with the team
___________ Look for people whose opinions others respect and
then bash them
___________ Polish my Weber kettle
___________ Peruse the Victoria's Secret web-site
___________ Play another round
___________ Change the oil in my driveway
___________ Aerate my compost pile

Number of times you've seen a UFO : ____________

Number of times you've seen Elvis : ____________

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO : ____________

What are your previous real estate investments:

____________ Time share condo
____________ Desert with great view
____________ Remote mountain cabin (next to Ted Kaczinski's)
____________ Swamp land
____________ Condo conversion reconverted to apartments

What plant does your character most closely resemble:

____________ Diffembachia
____________ Prickly pear cactus
____________ Dutch elm (diseased)
____________ Crab grass
____________ The dead ones on my kitchen counter

What is the best trade you ever made:

____________ Food stamps for baseball cards
____________ Stock tips for Beanie babies
____________ Brains for scrapple
____________ Manners for attitude
____________ Bought Amazon at $400/share
____________ Shorted Ebay at $36/share
____________ Haven't started trading yet (not old enough)

What is your favorite saying:

____________ This pig of a stock?
____________ Bringing in the sheep?
____________ I'll see you in court?
____________ Like totally, for sure?.
____________ Ho,ho,ho?
____________ If only I bought Dell in 1994?
____________ What do the "up" arrows mean?
____________ Yeah, un-huh, right, right, right?
____________ Where is that dog with fleas?
____________ Quit lying about the secondary offering?
____________ Does anybody have real-time quotes?

Where did you see your latest bubble:

____________ In a pot (boiling water bubble)
____________ In the bath tub (soap bubble)
____________ In the garden (the tulip thing)
____________ In the mirror (chewing gum bubble)
____________ In the steel mill where I work (industrial
revolution bubble)
____________ In a tar pit (end of the dinosaur thing)

How often do you bathe:

_________ Weekly
_________ Monthly
_________ Don't Have Any Indoor Plumbing
_________ Not Applicable

Color of teeth:

_________ Yellow
_________ Brownish - Yellow
_________ Brown
_________ Black
_________ Don't have them any more

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

_________ Red-Man

How far is your trailer from a paved road?

_________ 1 mile
_________ 2 miles
_________ Don't know

We appreciation your participation on this thread. The
information you provide will help us better understand the
circumstances that support your point of view. No doubt that after
you learn how to read, write, spell, count, disclose the amount of
compensation you have been paid to bash Dell, and behave in a
civil "just the facts, ma'am" manner, we can look forward with
anticipation to reviewing your posts?

:o)

Drew