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To: angelachase who wrote (8129)1/11/2000 11:45:00 PM
From: bluejeans  Respond to of 12754
 
And as the ladies say...small is small...

Yes, but remember in Texas everything is big.

And while we are on the subject I would like to include these choice comments.

You Know You're from Texas When:

You only know five spices: salt, pepper, Ranch dressing, BBQ Sauce
and ketchup.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over Wrangler bluejeans and Cowboy
Boots.
The mosquitoes have landing lights.
You have more miles on your tractor than your car.
You have 10 favorite recipes for Deer meat.
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating when it was 90 degrees
outside.
Driving is better after it's rained because the potholes are filled
with mud and you don't have to take those back roads to go "mudding."
You owe more money on your bulldozer than your car.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4
page, but requires 6 pages for local sports.
You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
Your leaf-blower gets stuck on the roof
You think the start of Deer season is a national holiday.
You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the coyotes won't
prowl on your deck.
The major county fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.
You find 70 degrees Fahrenheit a little chilly.
You attend a formal event in your best Bluejeans and your Cowboy Boots.
You know 4 seasons - Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Deer
Season