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Pastimes : Ya'll have a GooGoo Cluster & take a load off -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: EyeDrMike who wrote (2545)	1/11/2000 3:14:00 PM
From: E'Lane	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 26417

You're such a party pooper. :) OK...spose this one is more up your alley? A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate oneday. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who get in position at the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop. And she said... \| \| \| \|(This is good...) \| \| \| \| (Ready?) \| \| \| \| (Remember, she's a blonde...) \| \| \| \| "Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied