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Pastimes : Ya'll have a GooGoo Cluster & take a load off -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: E'Lane who wrote (2548)	1/11/2000 3:28:00 PM
From: EyeDrMike	Respond to of 26417

your dying to pack up the trailer and move North, arent ya:)

To: E'Lane who wrote (2548)	1/11/2000 3:39:00 PM
From: Midnightsun	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 26417

Afternoon goo goo gal, Seems like you are in the entertainment mood and I just know you love redneck jokes so here are a few that just happened to come in over the net.. > RED NECK JOKES > > > > > > Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his > > > entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? > > > > > > She can't touch it till she's fourteen. > > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > > What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? > > > > > > The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets > > > emotionally involved. > > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > > What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? > > > > > > Nice tooth! > > > ------------------------------------------------ > > > How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel? > > > > > > When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" > > > and the person at the front desk says "go ahead." > > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > > How can you tell if a redneck is married? > > > > > > There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck. > > > ------------------------------------------------- > > > Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age > > > in Arkansas to 32? > > > > > > It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools! > > > --------------------------------------------------- > > > What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? > > > > > > A documentary. > > > > > > What do they call it in West Virginia? > > > > > > Life Styles of the Rich and Famous." > > > ----------------------------------------- > > > How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? > > > > > > Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars. > > > -------------------------------------- > > > Why did God invent armadillos? > > > > > > So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell. > > > ------------------------------------------- > > > An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. > > > He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" > > > > > > The driver says, "Bout what?" > > > ------------------------------------- > > > Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Arkansas State Lottery? > > > > > > A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. > > > ---------------------------------------- > > > Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Arkansas? > > > > > > A: Everyone has the same DNA. > > > ---------------------------------------- > > > Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, > > > Burned down? > > > > > > A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > A new law recently passed in Arkansas: When a couple > > > gets divorced, they're still brother and sister. > > > ----------------------------------- > > > Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? > > > > > > A: I-40. > > > --------------------------------- > > > Two Arkansasians are walking down different ends of a street > > > toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they > > > meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" > > > > > > "Jus' some chickens." > > > > > > "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" > > > > > > "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." > > > > > > "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?" > > > ----------------------------------- > > > Q: What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas, > > > and a Hurricane in Florida have in common? > > > > > > A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer. > > > ------------------------------------ > > > An Arkansasian came home and found his house on fire, > > > rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and > > > shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!" > > > > > > "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" > > > > > > "Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?" > > > ------------------------------------- > > > Q: Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movie theater in > > > groups of 18 or more? > > > > > > A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted. > > > -------------------------------------- > > > Q: What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same > > > room? > > > A: A full set of teeth. > > > > > > > >