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To: Druss who wrote (8132)1/12/2000 12:12:00 AM
From: bluejeans  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 12754
 
Reverend Jones

Thank you from the pit at the bottom of my stomach for coming to my aid. I accept your guidance in these matters wholeheartedly. I will go live with one of your congregation members for two weeks. I will eat what that member eats and I will drink what that member drinks. I will sleep where that member sleeps and I will bath where that member baths. I choose to do all these things at Sister Fox's home.Why, I can feel my spirit uplifting already.

Amen and Hallelujah,

Brother Bluejeans



To: Druss who wrote (8132)1/13/2000 12:30:00 AM
From: Blue On Black  Respond to of 12754
 
Druss,
You must live as he lives and eat as he eats. After those two weeks with Brother Lee Cooper, you will appreciate the bounty God has given you.

You aren't going to complain about my 'World Famous Road-kill Possum Flambe' again are you? I told you that they get real tender after a few 18-wheelers run over them. OK, I admit that the flambe' part only happened because I mistook my glass of 'shine' for a glass of water when I tried to douse the flames on the grill. But it was tender. You complained that it caused nausea and vomiting but I am sure that if you had actually eaten some of it, you would have like it. It was real tender and not too badly charred.
After all, this lifestyle can be directly attributed to the things that Boiler Room Discount Brokerage has done for my net worth. The vittles 'roun here correlate directly to what BRDB have done for me.
Just waiting for your visit...I have a new armadillo recipe that I want to try on you. Better'n grits at breakfast.
lee