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To: Puna who wrote (2896)	1/17/2000 1:09:00 AM
From: sandintoes	Respond to of 4201

Hi pickled one, What a lovely poem. It puts Shakespeare to shame. He's ashamed to be this close to the poem about Spam. A collection of Spam haiku ("Spamku") Grotesque pinkish mass In a blue can on a shelf Quivering alone Like some spongy rock A granite, my piece of Spam In sunlight on my plate Oh Argentina! Your little tin of meat soars Above the pampas The color of Spam is natural as the sky: A block of sunrise Little slab of meat In a wash of clear jelly Now I heat the pan Oh tin of pink meat I ponder what you may be: Snout or ear or feet? In the cool morning I fry up a slab of Spam A dog barks next door Pink tender morsel Glistening with salty gel What the hell is it? Ears, snouts, and innards, A homogenous mass Pass another slice Cube of cold pinkness Yellow specks of porcine fat Give me a spork please Old man seeks doctor "I eat Spam daily", he says. Angioplasty Highly unnatural The tortured shape of this "food" A small pink coffin Slicing your sweet self Salivating in suspense Sizzle, sizzle..Spam Pink beefy temptress I can no longer remain Vegetarian