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To: Bald Eagle who wrote (2122)	1/18/2000 6:27:00 PM
From: Susie924	Respond to of 2380

He went locally for a year and a half and now decided to transfer. We just got back from Buffalo, NY where the temperature this morning was ONE DEGREE!!!!!!! Better him then me! LOL The trip is over 6 hours. (I never realized how wide NY is!) My older son went to school in Virginia and it only took us 5 1/2 hours to do that trip.

To: Bald Eagle who wrote (2122)	1/19/2000 12:21:00 AM
From: Susie924	Respond to of 2380

EMERGENCY EXIT A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead. "No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!" "OK," says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!" "No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde. "No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!" "Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."

To: Bald Eagle who wrote (2122)	1/21/2000 1:06:00 AM
From: Susie924	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS (PART II) 1. "Always knock after dad comes." -- Brian, 3 2. "Medicine only works if it's cherry flavored." -- Elissa, 9 3. "Good food always comes with a toy." -- Ryan, 6 4. "Just because your dog drinks from the toilet, doesn't mean you should." -- Juaquim, 7 5. "Don't dry the dog in the microwave." -- Brittany, 5 6. "Never ask dad about his "other" friend." -- Nippun, 10 7. "If mommy says no, then you should ask daddy." -- Daniel, 7 8. "You can't eat soup with a fork." -- Mel, 4 9. "Don't pick your nose when you're fingerpainting." --Xiang, 8 10. "Never ask mom when she's going to go on a diet." --Bob, 11