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Politics : Ask Michael Burke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Earlie who wrote (74167)	1/21/2000 6:23:00 AM
From: accountclosed	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 132070

hi earlie. hope you are well. :) this market is sure something!!

To: Earlie who wrote (74167)	1/21/2000 2:00:00 PM
From: Thomas M.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 132070

An oldie but a goodie for Earlie, Ike, and all you other Cannucks: How Americans and Canadians differ: >The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit): >50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. >40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. >35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows >down. >32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. >20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw >on a t-shirt. >15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go >swimming. >Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the >last cook-out before it gets cold. >10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles. >20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light >jacket. >40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos. >60 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling >cookies door to door. >80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy >Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it becomes cold enough. >100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down >their ear flaps. >173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians become frustrated when >they can't thaw their kegs. >297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows >complain of farmers with cold hands. >460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold 'nuff >for ya?" >500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.