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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (2131)	1/21/2000 1:03:00 PM
From: Bald Eagle	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2380

Hi, Freak, what's up? Here are my guesses: Take the Test... Answers Tomorrow 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? - yes 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? - one 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? - 12 4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? she's a nun 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? you don't normally bury living people 6. How many outs are there in an inning? depends on which game you are talking about 7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? - No, he's dead. 8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. They didn't play against each other 9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70 10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? White - the house is at the North pole 11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? - two 12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? 50 cents piece and a nickel 13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? - the match 14. How far can a dog run into the woods? as far as the woods goes ( I'm not sure about this answer) 15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last? - one hour 16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? nine 17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? one for each species? 18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? - meat 19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? - 12 20. What was the President's name in 1950? - Bill Clinton