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To: The Phoenix who wrote (15673)	1/21/2000 6:25:00 PM
From: mph	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 63513

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To: The Phoenix who wrote (15673)	1/21/2000 7:50:00 PM
From: Ms. X	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 63513

Men want to be Y2K compliant.... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT 1)She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2)She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3)She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. 4)She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 5)She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 6)She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT. 7)She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER. 8)She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE. 9)She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 10)She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 11)She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 12)She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 13)She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 14)She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 15)She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER