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Politics : Ask Michael Burke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Knighty Tin who wrote (74457)	1/25/2000 8:55:00 PM
From: re3	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 132070

ouch...The last few weeks have seen many mergers and anticipating them could > >mean excellent market gains. Because you are an astute stock market > >maven, you are receiving these likely mergers so you will know what to > >expect. > > > >1. XEROX and WURLITZER > > (They're going to make reproductive organs) > > > >2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS > > (The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild) > > > >3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER > > (The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker) > > > >4. W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE > >BUSINESS SYSTEMS > >(The company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace) > > > >5. 3M and GOODYEAR > > (MMM Good) > > > >6. JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE > > (Deere Abi) > > > >7. HONEYWELL, IMASCO and HOME OIL > > (Honey, I'm Home) > > > >8. DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE and METAL MINING > > (Mine All Mine) > > > >9. 3M, JC PENNEY and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY > > (3 Penney Opera) > > > >10. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS > > (Poupon Pants) > > > >11. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN > >(The new company will be called Knott Now) > > > >12. ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO and DAKOTA MINING > >(The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da) > > > >13. NETSCAPE and YAHOO > > (Net n'Yahoo)