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To: Sonny McWilliams who wrote (25303)	1/26/2000 11:05:00 PM
From: Sonny McWilliams	Respond to of 27012

Thread. Intel and Dell. I was wondering what would come out of this. How do we spell relief? At least for right now. gg. biz.yahoo.com Some Intel included in this article. Intel branching out. Maybe EXDS and JDSU good earnings will sooth the market just a bit tomorrow. biz.yahoo.com

To: Sonny McWilliams who wrote (25303)	1/27/2000 9:35:00 AM
From: Ann Janssen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 27012

All, At Sonny's request its joke time!! See now I'm busted huh. gg I read all my posts over my morning Coke (yes I still have the stock) and I'll answer this one but I'll answer the rest later. Have a good day everyone!! Lets hope for a recovery today!! Maybe some of us will be able to get some discount prices this morning. Catch ya later!! Ann P.S. Lawyers & Californians : Don't feel bad. It's only a joke :-) > << How Cold Is It? > > > > +60 Californians put on sweaters. > > > > +50 Miami residents turn on the heat. > > > > +45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concert. > > > > +40 You can see your breath. > > Californians shiver uncontrollably. > > Minnesotans go swimming. > > > > +35 Italian cars don`t start. > > > > +32 Water freezes. > > > > +30 You plan your vacation in Australia. > > > > +25 Ohio water freezes. > > Californians weep pitiably. > > Minnesotans eat ice cream. > > Canadians go swimming. > > > > +20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. > > New York City water freezes. > > Miami residents plan vacation further south. > > > > +15 French cars don`t start. > > Cat insists on sleeping with you. > > > > +10 You need jumper cables to get the car going. > > > > +5 American cars don`t start. > > > > 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts. > > > > -10 German cars don`t start. > > Eyes freeze shut when you blink. > > > > -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. > > Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects. > > Miami residents cease to exist. > > > > -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. > > Politicians actually do something about the homeless. > > Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. > > Japanese cars don`t start. > > > > -25 Too cold to think. > > You need jumper cables to get the driver going. > > > > -30 You plan a two week hot bath. > > Swedish cars don`t start. > > > > -40 Californians disappear. > > Minnesotans button top button. > > Canadians put on sweater. > > Your car helps you plan your trip south. > > > > -50 Congressional hot air freezes. > > Alaskans close the bathroom window. > > > > -80 Hell freezes over. > > Polar bears move south. > > Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game. > > > > -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. > > > > -100 Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning. > > >>