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To: Night Writer who wrote (76851)1/27/2000 8:23:00 AM
From: Elwood P. Dowd  Respond to of 97611
 
The Top 35 Oxymorons
> 35. State worker
> 34. Legally drunk
> 33. Exact estimate
> 32. Act naturally
> 31. Found missing
> 30. Resident alien
> 29. Genuine imitation
> 28. Airline Food
> 27. Good grief
> 26. Government organization
> 25. Sanitary landfill
> 24. Alone together
> 23. Small crowd
> 22. Business ethics
> 21. Soft rock
> 20. Butt Head
> 19. Military Intelligence
> 18. Sweet sorrow
> 17. Compassionate Conservative
> 16. "Now, then ..."
> 15. Passive aggression
> 14. Clearly misunderstood
> 13. Peace force
> 12. Extinct Life
> 11. Plastic glasses
> 10. Terribly pleased
> 9. Computer security
> 8. Political science
> 7. Tight slacks
> 6. Definite maybe
> 5. Pretty ugly
> 4. Working vacation
> 3. Religious tolerance
> 2. Rap music
> And the number ONE top Oxymoron....
> 1. Microsoft Works
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