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To: Charles Tutt who wrote (26891)	1/28/2000 8:54:00 AM
From: JDN	Respond to of 64865

Dear Charles: Regarding shorts, I guess that you must have heard of the Earth couple who met the Martian couple? They were very curious about each others methods, habits, etc. And quizzed each other at great length. (I am shortening all this of course). Anyhow, eventually Maureen (the earth lady) says to the Martian man, well how do you go about sexual intercourse? He says, pretty much the same as you do on Earth. One thing leads to another and finally they agree to swap partners for the night. Well Maureen and the Martian get together and strip off their clothes. Lo and behold the Martian has a SHORT weenie about 1/2" long and quite narrow. Maureen, disappointed of course, says I'm sorry but I dont think this is going to work, you are just TOO SHORT. He says, no problem and starts hitting his forehead. With every whack it grows longer. Till finally.... But its still quite narrow Maureen notices and he says, no problem and starts pulling his ears until it becomes of such a size Maureen becomes visible excited. Well they jump into bed and make mad passionate love all night. Next day, Maureen and her husband are back together again. Charles (the husband) says well honey how was it. She says, I'm sorry Charles but it was the best sex I ever had, how was yours? He says, it was TERRIBLE she just kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears all night!! That can happen to shorts you know. JDN