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To: Rambi who wrote (46313)2/1/2000 6:40:00 PM
From: Crocodile  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Dear Divine Muff,

I surely *do* like your way of "taking charge"... Why I think I'm going to have to sign up for some acting lessons, given by you of course, in order to learn how to tell first class fibs... For you see, I'm one of that sorry breed of wimps that cannot tell a lie....not for anything!

Why, indeed, I'm the kind of wuss who would say with lowered gaze...

"Why, Martha, I cannot tell a lie...it was me that cut down your Montmorency pie cherry tree with my Handy-Dandy Tim Allen Tool-Time KMART axe..."

(accompanied by much bowing and scraping and shuffling of feet...)

Yessir, I surely do feel the need for some lessons in the fine art of fibbing.

Yours truly,
G. W. Croc