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To: William Brotherson who wrote (267)2/2/2000 5:37:00 PM
From: E'Lane  Respond to of 2590
 
Bill...

Got ya covered, my friend! Went to another mailbox and found all kinds off good stuff! You might as well take a whole week off cause I'm prepared! <g>

Here's my first. <g>
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Subject: Great Mom's

For those of you who are great moms,
those of us who plan to be great moms and
those who have great moms

REAL MOTHERS

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time
to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are
probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens
and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn't come
out of shag carpets.
Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just
sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask "why me?" and get their
answer when a little voice says, "because I love you best."
Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not
measured by height or years or grade...It is marked by the progression of
Mama to Mom to Mother...

The Images of Mother

4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!

8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole
lot!

12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know
quite everything.

14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know
that, either.

16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly
old-fashioned.

18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of
date!

25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit
about it.

35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's
opinion.

45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have
thought about it?

65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom



To: William Brotherson who wrote (267)2/3/2000 9:18:00 AM
From: E'Lane  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2590
 
Good Morning, Everyone!

In Bill's absence, I will post a story. I won't try to put an eloquent preface to it, since it would pale in the face of what Bill would have said. I'll let this one speak for itself. :)

==========TISSUE ALERT=============

Bill was a big, awkward, homely guy. He dressed oddly with ill-fitting clothes. There were several fellows who thought it smart to make fun of him.

One day one fellow noticed a small tear in his shirt and gave it a small rip. Another worker in the factory added his bit, and before long there was quite a ribbon dangling. Bill went on about his work and as he passed too near a moving belt the shirt strip was sucked into the machinery.

In a split second the sleeve and Bill was in trouble. Alarms were sounded, switches pulled, and trouble was avoided. The foreman, however, aware of what had happened, summoned the men and related this story:

In my younger days I worked in a small factory. That's when I first met Mike. He was big and witty, was always making jokes, and playing little pranks. Mike was a leader. Then there was Pete who was a follower. He always went along with Mike. And then there was a man named Jake. He was a little older than the rest of us - quiet, harmless, apart. He always ate his lunch by himself. He wore the same patched trousers for three years straight. He never entered into the games we played at noon, wrestling, horse shoes and such. He appeared to be indifferent, always sitting quietly alone under a tree instead. Jake was a natural target for practical jokes.

He might find a live frog in his dinner pail or a dead rodent in his hat. But he always took it in good humor. Then one Fall, when things were slack, Mike took off a few days to go hunting. Pete went along, of course. And they promised all of us that if they got anything they'd bring us each a piece. So we were all quite excited when we heard that they'd returned and that Mike had got a really big buck. We heard more than that. Pete could never keep anything to himself, and it leaked out that they had real whopper to play on Jake.

Mike had cut up the critter and had made a nice package for each of us. And, for the laugh, for the joke of it, he had saved the ears, the tail,the hoofs - it would be so funny when Jake unwrapped them.

Mike distributed his packages during the noon hour. We each got a nice piece, opened it, and thanked him. The biggest package of all he saved until last. It was for Jake. Pete was all but bursting, and Mike looked very smug. Like always, Jake sat by himself - he was on the far side of the big table. Mike pushed the package over to where he could reach it- and we all sat and waited.

Jake was never one to say much. You might never know that he was around for all the talking he did. In three years he'd never said a hundred words. So we were all quite astounded with what happened next. He took the package firmly in his grip and rose slowly to his feet.

He smiled broadly at Mike - and it was then we noticed that his eyes were glistening. His adam's apple bobbed up and down for a moment, and then he got control of himself.
'I knew you wouldn't forget me,' he said gratefully, 'I knew you'd come through- You're big and you're playful, but I knew all along that you had a good heart.'
He swallowed again, and then took in the rest of us. 'I know I haven't seemed too chummy with you men, but I never meant to be rude. You see, I've got nine kids at home - and a wife that's been an invalid -bedfast now for four years. She ain't ever going to get any better. And sometimes when she's real bad off, I have to sit up all night to take care of her. And most of my wages have had to go for doctors and medicine.

The kids do all they can to help out, but at times it's been hard to keep food in their mouths. Maybe you think it's funny that I go off by myself to eat my dinner. Well, I guess I've been a little ashamed, because I don't always have anything between my sandwich. Or like today - maybe there's only a raw turnip in my pail. But I want you to know that this meat really means a lot to me. Maybe more than to anybody here because tonight my kids . . .' he wiped the tears from his eyes with the back of his hand, '. . . tonight my kids will have a really . . .' He tugged at the string.

We'd been watching Jake so intently we hadn't paid much notice to Mike and Pete. But we all noticed them now, because they both dove at once to try to grab the package. But they were too late. Jake had broken the wrapper and was already surveying his present. He examined each hoof, each ear, and then he held up the tail. It wiggled limply. It should have been so funny, but nobody laughed - nobody at all.

But the hardest part was when Jake looked up and said 'Thank you' while trying to smile. Silently one by one each man moved forward carrying his package and quietly placed it in front of Jake for they had suddenly realized how little their own gift had really meant to them . . . until now.

This was where the foreman left the story and the men. He didn't need to say anymore- but it was gratifying to notice that as each man ate his lunch that day, they shared part with Bill and one fellow even took off his shirt and gave it to him.
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When God gives any man wealth and possessions, and enables him to enjoy them, to accept his lot and be happy in his work -this is a gift of God.

-Lord, thank You for all You have given me to enjoy. Make me aware of people in need with whom I can share from the abundance I have received. Amen
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Have a great day, everyone...

E!..reporting in for the 'offline' WB! :)



To: William Brotherson who wrote (267)2/4/2000 6:02:00 PM
From: E'Lane  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2590
 
I've learned.........
that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly
person.
I've learned.... that when you're in love, it shows.
I've learned.... that just one person saying to me, "You've made
my day!" makes my day.
I've learned.... that having a child fall asleep in your arms is
one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
I've learned.... that being kind is more important than being
right.
I've learned.... that you should never say no to a gift from a
child.
I've learned.... that I can always pray for someone when I don't
have the strength to help him in some other way.
I've learned.... that no matter how serious your life requires
you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
I've learned.... that sometimes all a person needs is a hand to
hold and a heart to understand.
I've learned.... that simple walks with my father around the
block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an
adult.
I've learned.... that we should be glad we don't always get
everything we ask for.
I've learned.... that money doesn't buy class.
I've learned.... that it's those small daily happenings that make
life so spectacular.
I've learned.... that under everyone's hard shell is someone who
wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned.... that to ignore the facts does not change the
facts.
I've learned.... that when you plan to get even with someone, you
are only letting that person continue to hurt you.
I've learned... that love, not time, heals all wounds.
I've learned.... that the easiest way for me to grow as a person
is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
I've learned.... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted
with a smile.
I've learned.... that no one is perfect until you fall in love
with them.
I've learned... that life is tough, but I'm tougher.
I've learned.... that it is best to give advice in only two
circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a
life-threatening situation.
I've learned.... that the less time I have to work with, the more
things I get done.
I've learned.... that opportunities are never lost; someone will
take the ones you miss.
I've learned.... that when you harbor bitterness, happiness will
dock elsewhere.
I've learned.... that a smile is an inexpensive way to improve
your looks.
I've learned.... that I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose
what I do about it.
I've learned.... that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain,
but all the happiness and growth occur while you're
climbing it.