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To: Ilaine who wrote (74075)2/4/2000 9:32:00 AM
From: Bill  Respond to of 108807
 
But I sold my Gremlin to a rich guy!

According to the study, of the 1,794 Ferrari Testarossas sold in the U.S. between January 1992 and January 2000, 1,794 were purchased by the rich. Conversely, of the 3,589 used 1974 AMC Gremlins sold during that same period, 3,589 were purchased by the poor. Additionally, ownership of traditionally "rich" luxury items--including sterling-silver tea sets, antique Persian rugs, and priceless collectible art--is a whopping 48,000 percent less common among the poor than the wealthy. Most alarming, a full 100 percent of the 1,200 British butlers currently working in the U.S. are under the employ of individuals living above the poverty line.



To: Ilaine who wrote (74075)2/4/2000 11:00:00 AM
From: epicure  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
Gosh- this is startling news.

I hope they spend a lot more money studying this. Who knew that the poor were demonstrably poorer than the rich? This article sure opened my eyes. It's for news and information like this- as well as for the keen insights of people whose insights I agree with- that I come to SI.



To: Ilaine who wrote (74075)2/4/2000 12:51:00 PM
From: jbe  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
Bulletin of Special Interest to SUV Drivers <nudge, nudge>

(Note: Slightly edited to conform to SI TOU.)

Disgruntled astronomers open divider strip
mini-superstores


Apparently on account of how, like, they don't know what the <bleep>
they're doing or something, a former team of astronomers at the Jet
Compulsion Lab in Pasadena, has decided to open a chain of
Barnes and Schwabbucks mini-superstores on highway divider
strips just outside 60 major US metropolitan areas all across the
country.

The mini-superstores will be extremely long and really really thin,
and will sell coffee, books, and financial services through their
windows to people in stalled SUVs during day-in day-out traffic
jams on Americas top 60 clogged suburban-urban arteries.

"Beats discovering bogus new galaxies and trying to come up with
cool new names for theoretical fabrications which will only be
proven terribly wrong in about a day or two, as soon as somebody
finally makes it through the endless traffic jam to arrive at the lab
and run almost any random experiment whatsoever," said Barnes
and Schwabbucks CEO, Joe CEO.

CEO also claimed his company will completely ignore the worthless
piece of <bleep> internet and will advertise exclusively on multi-car
freeway pile-ups, using quick visual ads spray-painted on the
wreckage by fast, low-flying helicopters, and targeted specifically at
the rubber-necker demographic.

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