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To: Berry Picker who wrote (29728)2/6/2000 12:34:00 AM
From: Barnabus  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 39621
 
"I "freely chose" what God ordained for me to do!!!"

"I"

Sorry, that "I" has been robotized by your preordination by God.

Since you didn't choose, but God did---here is how it went.

"Hi God."
"Hello Elect."
"God, I have this need of surgery."
"Surgery?"
"Hmmm. I'm He that healeth. No need of surgery."
"But God---I have all these kids and..."
"Surgery?"
"And I'm sure a v-----"
"Elect, I don't have surgery in your ordination, I'm a healer."
"But God, can't I use some free will and go down to Doc's office and"
"Elect, surgery?"
"I'm agoin God, its gotta be in your book of ordination."
"STOP. I'm the God that healeth thee. It says so in your kjv."

Two weeks later-

"God, I'm sure glad I'm elected."

OMB