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To: Doo who wrote (39850)2/11/2000 8:59:00 PM
From: Les H  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 99985
 
TOP TEN LIES FINANCE PROFESSORS TELL THEIR STUDENTS

1.Don't sweat that poor grade on your midterm. I am certain that you'll do much better on the final.
2.Come by my office any time. I'm always available.
3.You can make a killing as a stockbroker.
4.Don't worry if you can't remember that formula. The main thing on the test is that you grasp the intuition.
5.It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe.
6.If you come to all the lectures, you'll do just fine.
7.My other section is much better prepared than you guys.
8.What's your problem? Any moron can understand bond pricing models.
9.Don't worry about that final grade. No one will care anyway.
10.Of course, I make a lot investing. I only teach so I can help young people.

BTW, I don't think Dennis is a finance professor so don't take this as a personal dig.



To: Doo who wrote (39850)2/11/2000 10:09:00 PM
From: dennis michael patterson  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 99985
 
jeffry, such enmity! did I give you a "C" in Contracts or something? Sheesh