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To: epicure who wrote (46751)2/15/2000 3:52:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
<<<doesn't that make sense?>>> AbsoFreeking Lutely. You're swimming upstream of consciousness.

Capture the float.

Follow the Event Horizon.

Flow with the Flowers.

Dig the dahlias.

Expand the panda.

Drink the Brink.

Feed the fish sticks.

~ Daddy Ozone



To: epicure who wrote (46751)2/15/2000 4:10:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Respond to of 71178
 
Oh ~ did Penni say that? She gets me all excited. I have to confess, "Mommy" is imho the hardest, physically and mentally the hardest job I can personally imagine; and I would tend to want to SMACK my husband/wife/partner if they even ASKED what I was doing.

I am certain I would answer in the caustic.

It is a job completely beyond my faculties, and that is why there was not even a reflective period, not even a obverse moment, when the ole vasectomy discussion came up.

All you guys do is FLEX.

Be flexible for this, for that, for this, for that and that and this.....
Jeezus!

L E T ME OUT OF HERE!

There was a Roman Emperor, I forget who, who stuck some kids in a palace with deaf people to see if they would learn to talk.

I would have to build my kid a heated box, that pulls up to a little door in Safeway, and send them an allowance. ("Snurd was raised by a door.")

Then there's the setting example thing.

"You want beer or a joint for breakfast."

"If that's Work, tell em I'm not here."

"Jeez ~ Fuck it."

I would have to scrape off ALL my skin to even LOOK for an ounce of parental material.

But Stumpy likes me.
Hey! He and me are pals.
I pet him.
He never has to be picked up from school, just the floor.
And he never forgets his lunch.



To: epicure who wrote (46751)2/15/2000 4:23:00 PM
From: nihil  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
I forget the comedian, a funny sarcastic man, who wondered at the accomplishments of our ancestors, when today merely taking the dry cleaning in uses up an entire day.



To: epicure who wrote (46751)2/15/2000 7:46:00 PM
From: Rambi  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
 
I know exactly what you mean! THat just happened to me! I was going outside to clean the pool filters and thought- oh I'll get some chicken out for dinner first so I went to the refrigerator to see if we had any in the freezer and I noticed that there was no orange juice, so I got out a can to thaw, and when I put it in the frig, something smelled funny so I reached for a tupperware container that I didn't recognize, and knocked over a quart basket of blueberries and they rolled all over the floor, which Barb had just cleaned, so I had to stop and pick them all up, while the cats played soccer with them. Of course, the blueberries were too ripe and a lot of them burst when they hit the floor so I had to wash the floor again. And then I thought I'd better check the cats' paws before they got blueberry stains on the furniture, and I noticed that Myer's flea collar was very old and cracked. I thought I had an extra in the laundry room somewhere, and went to look and when I saw the dryer I remembered I had never taken the sheets out and remade the bed.
But the phone rang, and it was Dan saying he was late so I poured a glass of wine and came in here.