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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (46767)	2/15/2000 5:37:00 PM
From: Gauguin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

You know, I can remember when The Pill came out. Those were happy days. Heady days. No really. You're 13, 14, 15, 16, figuring what the heck are you gonna do, and bingo ~ a girl attacks you and says she's on the pill. But she forgot to take it this morning. "Does that matter?? What the heck were you thinking? Honey." I never liked the name of the thing though. Never. It really sucks. "The Pill." It sounds awful. Who the hell's was that job? "Birth Control" isn't any better. Yuk. Jeez. Birth Control. Humane Society. Revenue Department Sewer Line. Come on, man. I'd be pissed off about this shit. I was actually, I am; I'm just getting around to telling you about it. I was, and I am. "Sweetie?? Don't use The Pill. I don't like The Pill. There's something weird and peculiar about it." "Okay, I'll use The Sponge." "Jesus! Don't use The Sponge! What the hell is the matter with you people? Don't you have something NICE? Like ~ Sex Is Healthy and Really Safe and Fun and I Won't Get Pregnant? Don't you have that?" "Okay, I'll use Foam." "Jesus! Don't use Foam. It's like a runway." "Okay, I'll use an IUD." "I'm leaving. I'm outta here. Can't take it." I hate that "ON" part too. Really. A LOT. "I'm ON the Pill." "Get OUT of here." Pill, pill, pill. On the pill. I'm on the pill. Pill, pill, pill. The Pill. What a Pill. I know; I'm Mr Crabby. Who told them to say that? And they come in those little round dispenser! E-gads Dot Com, Man! Jiminy Creepers! And sometimes they're PINK! It's DISGUSTING! And they HAVE THEM IN THEIR PURSES! They spill pill out when they open them sometimes. "I don't want that in my purse." "It's not your purse." "I don't want that in your purse."