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To: yard_man who wrote (6414)2/17/2000 11:33:00 AM
From: Jumper  Respond to of 24042
 
You know you have been a victim of Financial Violence when...

1) The equity in your margin account is negative $

2) Your house is now owned by Jim Palmer @ the money store.

3) Naked Put selling leaves you naked in a jail cell.

4) Your 5 year old daughter works in a coal mine.

5) You tell yourself that eating others peoples garbage is not so bad.

6) The only Hi tech you want is a better glue bong.

7) That lovely SUV is replaced with a shopping cart and your front lawn is now sheeps meadow in Central Park.

8) A family outing is free tickets for the studio audience at the Maury Povich show.

9) The only WSJ you handle is the one you use to 'squeegie' car windows at the holland tunnel.

10) Level II now means....(see #3)