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To: Lynn who wrote (28009)	2/18/2000 8:43:00 PM
From: nihil	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 64865

Tell your neighbors to adopt a free-range German Short-Haired Pointer. Preferably adult male 2-3 years old, unneutered, overweight from the pound or other rescue. You can even pen him up. He knows how to escape. I don't care how high the neighbors' fences may be. This dog can scale them. Don't feed him for a few days. (The vet's opinion that the dog is overweight is to defend from cruelty to animals charges after he has assassinated the rooster.) He will escape and kill the rooster. He will probably be captured eating the rooster. Strip him of all identification (including the neck chip). No need to warn the chicken farmers of the dog. Make sure your neighbors destroy this note before it is subpoened. Be sure they do everything they can (as prudent dogowners) to protect that damned rooster. If the rooster is a white Leghorn be sure to send me a dish of frozen chicken dumplings made from his remains. Alternatively, a small group of desperate people, armed to the teeth with laser-sighted air rifles and night-vision goggles can do the job. I'll be glad to do the job for the cost of the equipment and round trip air fare if the rooster is a white Leghorn, otherwise terms are negotiable. I work alone.