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To: Dealer who wrote (4366)2/20/2000 1:36:00 AM
From: techguerrilla  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
I love all women, Dealer.

I live for women. If there weren't women, I wouldn't want to inhabit the planet.

I'm adding you to my official "BABE LIST."

OK. Let's see.

Number 1? Clearly Poet, "Yankee Porch Babe." I'm waiting for her divorce papers to be filed. Then I want to meet her. Top Yankee chick. Self-professed "shanty Irish."

Number 2? Jill. Why? Voltaire says so. He is my fearless leader.

Number 3? Annette. Why? Funniest babe on the Porch. Besides, she loves rollercoasters. The real ones. Not just the Q.

Number 4? Y2Kate. Has the brains to take a breather during this period of stress.

Number 5? . . . . and moving up! DEALER. See? I love Southern women too.

Have you ever heard Patty Loveless, Lucinda Williams, or Sara Evans? "Kentucky woman she . . . ."

Takin' applications for the "Babe List."

Just porchin',
John



To: Dealer who wrote (4366)2/20/2000 9:13:00 AM
From: Poet  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
Oh my GAWD! I feel like I'm wearing a rhinestone tiara and walking down the runway carrying a big bunch of magnolias. <ggg>

Some other suggestions for seminars you Southern Gals might be interested in:

"How you Can Become Technically Invisible By Simply Not Looking At People Directly"

"Lockjaw 101"

"Advanced Lockjaw with William F. Buckley"

"Martha's Vineyard vs. Nantucket: A Primer on Selecting The Correct Summer Home Site"

"The Breakfast Potato -- Ketchup Connection"

"Yankee Euphemisms 101: Why Chaffeurs are Drivers,Maids are Housekeepers and Babysitters are Au Pairs"

Geneology 101: Discover How Closely Related You Are To Someone With An Ivy League Education."

"Alcoholics vs. Social Drinkers: The Secret's in the Expense of Your Sauce"