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To: Jim Willie CB who wrote (5012)2/25/2000 1:16:00 AM
From: Dealer  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
Take off the wood splitting man ya are in Florida. You might as well add in a fishing boat as a list of qualification for that poor woman.

You are wearing your money well.

You little ole Floridian you!
dealerdude



To: Jim Willie CB who wrote (5012)2/25/2000 3:09:00 AM
From: elpolvo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
jimtankerous woman seeker-

re: I am looking for a woman who can handle a hammer, screwdriver, and drillpress, can cart plywood in return for bodyrubs, and can split firewood to keep me warm on nights when she aint home

how about a chariot with those spiked knives for wheelhubs?


if that's what yer lookin' for the girlbait yer wantin'll be a pickup. 1 ton. 4 wheel drive. dualies on the rear. stock rack. 5th wheel 4 horse trailer pullin' package. chrome wheels. turbo diesel. leather seats. rubber floor mats. 5 speed stick w/ 2 speed axle. leather spinner knob on the steering wheel with a picture of james dean in it. set of longhorns on the hood. four bales of hay and a saddle in the back. lariat hangin' in the rear window. getcha a nice stetson to cover up that bald spot too dude. grab a piece of that hay and stick it in yer mouf to chew on.

drive it through some mud a couple times first before ya go out crusin' by billy bob's.

-polvie