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To: Voltaire who wrote (5108)	2/25/2000 8:23:00 PM
From: Dealer	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 35685

"WELCOME CLAYTON" Well shut my mouth! Will you please! I was upstairs washing up "wet as a drowned rat" there I stood "Naked as a jay bird" when I hear'd yo' car come rumbling down the road. grabbed me a towel which are "scarce as hen's teeth" round here, with all these peoples. Jumped in my step-in's and clothes and hurried down here. Lawd! Clayton is that really you? (dealer leaving to get another chair) What is going on here? Where did he go? Now did someone say somein' wrong? Malloy ain't here is he?????????? You talk about kissing somebody's hand. You just bring yo hand back here right now, young man!!! We'll do the kissing. Yes sir, "like a duck on a June bug." All ya gotta do is give us just a little information. Like yo favorite drink, otherwise ya gonna always have to pack yo own. We usually have lemonade around here for those that don't drink and if poet is here she's all ways porin' the wine. Hey! Feel free to sip out of my old "Ripple" bottle time it's laying around. If jeremy is around he makes a mean Moskow Mule, he's bout "as sharp as a tack.". We keeps all kin-sa foods around here cajun, soul, southern, yankee. We sho do some kinda eating.....unless we sometimes go around to the Whir-A-Dip and eat out.. We are little short on bodies right now with Willie on vacation, (we darn near got him dress up but then we found out we can't take him to town) he might pop in later, coonaz fishing in a tournament, he'll be bringing fish for all to fry. Don't want be unkind to a famous new-comer but.............could you either park that tank you drivin' on the grass next time or out in the street, now...not that I mind the car but it leaked oil all over the drive. I try to help voltaire with the cleanup around here. Hey one more thing! There is a guy name Malloy. If he ask you to explain what you mean by somethin' you post...just don't pay him no mind. He's kinda crazy and voltaire lets him play in the sandbox where the cats go. Just call him stickface and tell him to go back to his sandbox. He ain't well and sometimes he forgets......like to take his medicine. Boy we sho got some nice folks around here and you just make it that much nicer. all the porches are gonna be real impressed when you go to posting....................I kinda like things like they are hope we don't start getting to classie around here. I don't wanta start dressing up or nothing. Hey one more thing! If you ever come 'round by yo self....just pet depydog. She smells you and licks you but she sho won't hurt you. Just one more thing! If you are sitting around here someday and you wonder what your options are, there is a lady name Jill, just ask. Just one more thing, If you want to party git right in the middle of coonaz and polvic. Now you gonna be just fine. You make your self right at home............come often and you plan to stay long. Just one more thing! Don't get upset when somebody says they love you cause there sho is a lotta love pouring out of these people. No body gonna hurt you either, We takes care of our own and as of this minute you is one of us. A GREAT BIG WELCOME TO YA MY FRIEND!!!!!. WE IS SHO'NUFF PRIVILEDGED. dealer....(underpaid). maid and roving reporter for voltaire