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To: Dealer who wrote (5510)	2/28/2000 2:20:00 PM
From: techguerrilla	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Tick, tick, tick! 140! 141! 142! <eom>

To: Dealer who wrote (5510)	2/28/2000 4:33:00 PM
From: mrs goldberg	Respond to of 35685

I nominate Dealer for Porch Prom Queen and Chief Public Relations Babe!

To: Dealer who wrote (5510)	2/28/2000 5:48:00 PM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

Dealer Dudette, You were busier than all the CNBC anchors put together, today. Thanks for all the news. You wrote: Guess what? I got so busy I forgot to clock in. Not only do I get no money. I won't even get credit for being here early. Don't worry about it. I'll let you in on a lil' secret. Shhhh. Don't tell anyone, ya hear me now?... <Clappy sneaks over to the ELON LonWorks console mounted inside the porch. He presses the secret pass code 1-2-3-4. Suddenly a little metal lid lifts up and begins spitting out a bunch of twenty dollar bills.> Ya see, On day that ELON goes up over 10% the console acts like an ATM machine. Now ain't that stress free! Don't let the word out though... It may cause people to start buying ELON like crazy, just so they can cash in... <Polvo overhears the conversation. When the coast is clear he sneaks over to the console. He tries to enter the secret code number but can't remember all of those digits. Instead he presses 2-3-4-5.> <To his surprise he begins to hear Voltaire's plane fire up. Polv sprints from the porch, outback to the runway where he is last seen holding has tight as he can to the tail rudder flaps as the aircraft tries to taxi down the runway...> :^) -CG