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To: MrsNose who wrote (3937)2/29/2000 10:28:00 PM
From: Apex  Respond to of 4201
 
...thanks :-)

now tha all or most of our customers will be discharged from the AA clinic down the block, we'll finally have to reopen the bar.

don't worry 'bout the power washing, i'll get one of the hosers. take care of your tan lines and practice that bar to table tramp (walk).

cheers

Apex

BTW, where is the bird??



To: MrsNose who wrote (3937)1/18/2001 11:34:48 PM
From: Apex  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4201
 
Things you will never hear a woman say....

1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

2. The new girl in my office is a stripper, I've invited her over for dinner on Friday.

3. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!

4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

5. Bar food again?! Kick ass.

6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am, Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

9. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

10. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

11. Honey come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Cindy's bare ass! LOL Cindy!

12. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.

13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

14. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars & scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!

15. You are so much smarter than my father.

16. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch SportsCenter.