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To: t2 who wrote (7059)	3/3/2000 10:56:00 AM
From: barry fowler	Respond to of 24042

OFF TOPIC *: MSFT might be one of the most undervalued technology stocks. But, ... but, what about MSFT products: Bill Gates dies and goes to the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him he is sending him to Hell for a day and to heaven for a day. Afterwards Mr. Gates gets to decide which one he wants to stay in for eternity. First Bill goes to Hell and he ends up on a beach with beautiful woman and all the food you can eat, everything his heart desires. Next day he is sent to heaven. Just a bunch of boring people on clouds. St Peter brings him back and asks him where he wants to go Hell or Heaven? Bill say send me to Hell. When he gets there he is chained and it is burning hot-You know, pretty much Hell. Bill yells up to St. Peter-What happened? The other day it was beatiful down here. St Peter yells back down. Oh Yes, That was the DEMO!!