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To: she_x who wrote (6265)	3/6/2000 8:44:00 PM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

She-x!!! Welcome aboard the Porch! Glad you made the long journey. Porch dudes and dudettes, Meet She-x. She's one of the nicest, smartest, and funniest people I know. <Clappy puts his hand behind his back waiting for the $20 bill for the nice introduction...> <...instead he gets wacked in the back of the head...> Welcome She, I'm glad you joined. -Clappy.

To: she_x who wrote (6265)	3/6/2000 9:07:00 PM
From: elpolvo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

shester- check yer PMs <psychic messages> because yer... [ ]receive messages from other SI members box is unchecked and i can't send you a private message. you'll want to fix that right away because receiving PMs from Polvie can be one of the highlights of yer evening. just ask coonzie. jajajajajaja! thanks fer coming to the porch, psychic triplet clappy's right. you, him and me are like family... i think we going to have to open up the family tree a little bigger. you'll see what i mean pretty quick. (especially if you fix yer PMS box) <polvie makes a funny... fix yer PMS box... hahaha> -polvie

To: she_x who wrote (6265)	3/6/2000 10:41:00 PM
From: Dealer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

Hi! She X, Welcome to the porch. Pull up a chair and sit for a spell. Can I git you a drink, got a bottle of ripple over here. We keeps lemonade on hand, some of the folks don't drink, most do. Watch Depy dog and don't step on her, she don't bite, she's really just a good old dog. She belongs to all of us. Look at! Now you just got here and you done got yo'self a drink and a dog. We sho enjoy the likes of polvie, he lit up this place like he was a light on in the outhouse. By the way speaking of the outhouse let me point it out. See that door with the quarter moon. That's it. One more thing we request. If you got any old Sears or JC Penny catalogs around bring 'em arund and stack then in the out house there by the others. They will be put to good use. It's getting tough around here now days with corn season over and all, we don't have many cobs left. Sure glad Clappy got here before you did, he's been building on to the porch in anticipation of your arrival. Yes Sir! He done us real nice on the porch. Now all we ask is ya wipe ya feet and pick up your bottles and cans when you through. Yes Sir! we gonna git along just fine. We just so proud to have you join us. We kinda like a family around here, lotta love going on. Most everybody love everybody. You can bet on one thing we take care of our own. You need something you just hollow. Now you just carryon and make your self right at home. dealer Executive Porch Maid P.S. Hey if you down at walmart and see something you think might look real pretty hanging on the porch. Pick it up I got mr voltaire's check book and we just write you a check....Yes sir! We sho will do that.

To: she_x who wrote (6265)	3/7/2000 12:01:00 AM
From: mrs goldberg	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Hey little Miss triple X,(I can't remember names for nothin) welcome to the porch, can I interest you in a little tour of the porch and grounds. Before we start I might warn you to stay away from Polvie and Clapster I think their starting to rut. Polvie done rubbed all the bark off those trees over there and Clapster's neck is starting to swell up and they both have been making some strange grunting sounds in front of the out house lately. Now I don't mean to frighten you my little sweet thing, but if you are scared I'd be willing to share my hammock with ya. I won't feel that I put out,I mean I won't feel like I've been put out. swinging on the porch Coonaz