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To: pezz who wrote (5716)	3/8/2000 8:07:00 PM
From: c.horn	Respond to of 6418

I see only one reply to that inane post of yours. BTW .....Two fish with one cast...

To: pezz who wrote (5716)	3/8/2000 10:28:00 PM
From: Gordon A. Langston	Respond to of 6418

pezz, the lock idea just keeps gettin better! We're of course talking about the "pezz" lock, the one that never fails. I plan on putting a "pezz" lock on my stationery bike and then losing the key to it. Sheep farmers have been inquiring about a model of that chastity belt that could be adapted for their flock. The Catholic church has ordered a huge shipment of chastity belts for the clergy. The Military has decided to just make the women wear them, they don't have to be "constitutionally correct" Hell, I'm thinking of wearing one, I'm tired of the government taking advantage of me. No longer would you have to "fix" your animals and alter their personalities. PETA- approved "pezz" locks on pet preventers is the animal lovers answer to "overpopulation" The Chinese Government (pezz, you'll be a bi$$ionaire!) Cell phones would be required to have "pezz-locks" on them in autos. Cyber locks by "pezz" keep your files safe from prying eyes. Warning, do not put one of these on the mistress. You never know when you might need a "quickie" and hey... what good would the "bitch" be to you if she wasn't accessible. That feeling don't last forever at your age. A prototype coming out the first of April is said to be marketed towards wives. It will lock their husbands "fishing pole" up. It comes with no keys, but then most guys have more than one pole and fishermen are well known for buying anything they think will help them catch a fish. That's got a definite Darwin sound to it.