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To: Spytrdr who wrote (12492)	3/11/2000 1:09:00 PM
From: Spytrdr	Respond to of 13953

by the way, did you guys know that David Wetherell, CEO of CMGi, posts regularly on Raging Bull's CMGI board? that's a hot tip i'm giving you. you'll find him under the alias "dwether". it would be nice if Cotsakos were as David Wetherell.

To: Spytrdr who wrote (12492)	3/11/2000 1:22:00 PM
From: Spytrdr	Respond to of 13953

read on yahoo threads...: :-) (hey, torquemada bob, these are JOKES, ok? don't delete them) I just heard that...... by: FinanceTalk 111334 of 111363 I normally don't promote unheard of stocks especially on anothers stock board, but while I was on the shitter today, I ran out of toilet paper. I looked around, and noticed yesterday's newspaper, and figured that would work. So as I picked up the paper, I noticed that my cat pee'd on it, but on a particular business article. So before I wiped, I read the article, and wow! It was about this company (stock ticker 'FUCU'). They have developed a pill, that 20 minutes minutes after ingesting it you can pick the top 10 stock gainers during the next trading session. Seriouslly! What you do is, take the pill, wait 20 minutes, then stand over the section of the newspaper that has the stock listings, then proceed to jerk off. Your semen will land on 10 of the biggest gainers for the next trading session. I tried it & it works! But that's not all. If you log on to this companys web site, they will pay you 60 cents an hour while online & jerking off. After 23 hours I made $23! You have to check it out. Now don't forget I told you about it all you spammers, remember FUC U. Listen 2_me_Now, U are sick, I have a by: Real_Goody_Woody 119023 of 119025 cure for you. Please follow the steps below, very carefully. This will help you get cured. 1 - Relax and take deep breaths, then open your legs wide. 2- Fart real hard, as hard as you can. 3 - Then rub your pathetic di*k with both your hands, until it grows to your max. of 2 inches. 4 - roll it all the way back and shove it up your ass. 5 - Take it out and smell it. That is make ya feel better. I hope the very best for you and a quick recovery.