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To: Dale Knipschield who wrote (24468)3/15/2000 12:23:00 PM
From: Grashopper  Respond to of 25960
 
Dont post too much anymore; but perhaps it is timely to tell a old Andrew Vance story embellished AND PLAGURIZED by a new MIAMI version which most people feel is funnier then the original tale. THE miami version takes place on that MONDAY IN fEBRUARY known as PRESIDENTS day..............since it is MIAMI THE TEMPERATURE is 75 degrees and 3 prominent citizens of our fair city, the Archbishop, OUR MOST prominent eye surgeon and young genius engineer are playing golf at the Doral BLUE MONSTER ......all is fine except 3 hours have elapsed and they are only at the 3rd hole because the trio ahead of them are just not moving along......so our esteemed trio feels they have no recourse except to complain to the groundskeeper........upon complaining of the trio ahead of them crawling like snails; the groundskeeper explains that these men playing in front of them are blind......upon hearing this the ARCHBISHOP PRAYS FOR THEIR SIGHT TO be restored; the eye doctor finds his business cards in braille and asks the groundskeeper to give the card to the men because not all blindness is irreversible and he would like to examine these men and then the engineer asks the groundskeeper 'WHY CANT THEY PLAY AT NIGHT?".......GUESS WHO THE ENGINEER WORKED FOR..........OH WELL A LITTLE HUMOR NOW AND THEN IS RELISHED BY THE BEST OF MEN