To: Yogizuna who wrote (5017 ) 3/16/2000 5:13:00 AM From: R.E.B. Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 17683
Yogi, Sue always looks good... unfortunately, we don't get the side shots of Sue like we do of Liz Clament(sp)... Boy, I could sure do WITHOUT the side shots of Kathleen (needs a stair-master) Hayes. Kudos to David Faber for spreading rumors about Quest / Douche Telecom, et. al., I've never seen a chart look more like a yo-yo in my life. Easy money on options, keep it up David. Joe, quit trying to act so relaxed... get your fingers off your face and quit mumbling..... God I wish my finger was on the "Slap Joe" switch every time he twirles that stupid pen between his fingers. Joe: "Thanks Mark, you know that tie you're wearing is ugly." REB: [pushes the 'slap Joe' switch] "SLAP!!!" Joe: "David, can we talk about something stupid like the flintstones or some dorky T.V. show that no-one remembers?" David: "Joe, we need to talk about AOL and EBAY and the discussions that they are having about a merger or partnership." Joe: "But what about Barney and Andy and Aunt Bea?" REB: [pushes the 'Slap Joe' switch] "SLAP!!!!" Joe: "Mark you don't know how to wear a suit from Saks 5th avenue. It would look better on me." Mark: "Huh?" REB: [pushes the 'Slap Joe' switch] "SLAP !!!" Joe: "David, you know you look like Fabio? You too Mark, you look like Fabio also.... and me, I look like Fabio as well...." REB: [pushes the 'Slap Joe' switch five times] "SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!!!] Joe: "hey, all this slapping feels like when I'm at home." Mark: "Joe, do you have any stocks to discuss? Do you have any option activity to discuss? JOE, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT AN OPTION IS?" Joe: "Sure I do Mark-o, an option is whether or not to wear a condom.... right?" David: "I want my own desk." Mark: "I want a different show." Joe: "Can we talk about my golf game or my hair... I'm getting a complex here." REB: [pushes the 'Slap Joe' switch until he blows the fuse] "SLAP..... x 1,000."