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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (38121)	3/20/2000 2:53:00 PM
From: jmhollen	Respond to of 150070

Thought you could use a little "..jocularity.." here on a Monday morn..... <em>Surgeon's Chat:</em> Five surgeons are discussing who are the best type of patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. BASHERS are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts..., no heart..., no spine...., no brain..., and the head and butt - like the lens on a Nikon - are directly interchangeable."